Too funny!

So apparently there was an incident if some sort at the Arianna Grande concert the other day.

Mark: OK Google. (Android equivalent of Siri.) What happened at the Arianna Grande concert?

Seth: What would you do if it said, "You are too old for Arianna Grande. Try searching for smooth jazz instead"?

LOL

S: Was it Will i. am who got killed?
M: (perplexed) No.
S: Well who was that Black Eyed Pea that got shot?
M: Huh? No one.... I think they are all alive.
S: Well you told me someone got shot. Maybe it was one of the Beatles?
M: Yeah, bud. That was John Lennon.
S: Oh yeah.

Dynamite

S: Mom, do you think I'm like Napoleon Dynamite?
M: No. (Pause.) Wait, do you want to be?
S: Yeah.
M: Why?
S: Because of his sweet moves.

Overheard

Mark: You need a haircut.

Seth: A haircut isn't a need, it's a want.

Mark: Well then you want a haircut.

Math Wiz

Seth has been doing some geometry in math class. So proud that he recognized his butt crack as a line of symmetry after his shower tonight.

Funny Faces

LOL

S: Mom, what kinds of Halloween costumes did you wear when you were a kid.
M: Lots of different things, Raggedy Ann, Ballerina, etc.. I remember being a hobo one year.
S: What's a hobo?
M: It's a man who rides on trains from town to town and doesn't have a home.
S: A man! You were a man!?
M: Well I guess it wasn't a man.
S: Oh I get it. You were like a ho lady?

Funny Boys

Seth to Trey: You can't watch Star Wars. It's too geographic.

And on a side note:

Trey's favorite candy = Reece's Peener Cups
Trey's favorite dip = Husty Muttard

Silly Goose

Funny Boy

I just returned from a three day trip to Nebraska and it was the longest Seth and I had ever been apart. When I was laying down with him at bed time for a little extra snug time he said, "I missed you so much. And I didn't know you were going to return in a gray shirt."

Huh?

This is the sight I walked into in the kitchen one day. I think it's a Phantom Menace Conga Line.

Ha!

My sister-in-law gave me an ice cream maker for Mother's Day. It was on the seat next to Seth and he casually gave the box a tap tap tap and asked, "When are we gonna give this little beauty a try?" He makes me laugh all the time!

LOL

S: What does free jail mean?
M: I don't know. Where did you hear that?
S: Some human at my school.

Mother's Day Card

Mark always lets Seth choose whatever card he wants when he is picking one out for me. As a result, I have received some pretty funny/inappropriate cards in t he last 4 or so years. A chimp with red lipstick asking, "Do you think I'm sexy?" comes to mind. He usually chooses a card with a funny animal on the front. This year he got the card and when I read aloud, "Thanks for putting up with me, even when I was a little pain in the...well,  you know." He replied, "Butt." He always makes me laugh!

Big Decision

S: I have a really big decision to make and I don't know what I should do.
M: What decision do you have to make.
S: I have to decide if I am going to marry or not.
M: Well, I think you have a little time before you have to decide that.

Ha!

After Trey's birthday party, Seth was asking why there were boy and girl goody bags. I told him I think the stickers were different in the girl bags. His response: "Well that kinda goes against Martin Luther King because that's judging by our skin."

Goofball Photo Shoot

Seth Quotes

"I think Aunt Stacy is the only one in the whole world who doesn't love the Gamecocks."

What do you wear to bed at night?  "Jabamas."

"Mom will you please tell me a story with Spider-Man but no princesses or marrying?"

"What does hot lips mean mom? Like a dragon?"

"This family really isn't working out for me." (When he was upset in the back seat on the way home from a wedding with me, Mark, Stacy and Trey. :( But he was over it in a minute or two!

His response to a question I didn't have the answer to: "Well let's just ask 'Arack' Obama. He would know."

Ha!

Me: I spy with my little eye, something old.
Seth: Daddy!

How Do You Spell Rude?

The other day Seth went to a football game with Stacy, Bobby and Trey. This was a conversation Seth and Stacy:
Seth: How do you spell boring?
Stacy: B-O-R-I-N-G
Seth: Well, this game is B-O-R-I-N-G.

I think the next word we learn to spell is going to be G-R-A-T-I-T-U-D-E!