Wednesday, March 22, 2017


Seth is digging the Dachshund corn holders Aunt Stacy bought me for my birthday.

Sunday, March 12, 2017

Funny Kid

It has been so long since I posted but I want to remember some of the funny things Seth has said lately. Ever since Seth went to school and I went back to work there is no time. Maybe I'll try to pop in now and again.

Wise words by Seth:

Ugh. Trump and Steelers do not mix. (To a car with stickers for both.)

Why is everyone hating on Bigfoot? I think he's just as real as heaven.

I like my crotch to be loose and flowing. Not all tight and hot.


Saturday, April 5, 2014


S: Was it Will i. am who got killed?
M: (perplexed) No.
S: Well who was that Black Eyed Pea that got shot?
M: Huh? No one.... I think they are all alive.
S: Well you told me someone got shot. Maybe it was one of the Beatles?
M: Yeah, bud. That was John Lennon.
S: Oh yeah.

Sunday, March 9, 2014

I hope you don't mind...

that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.

Friday, March 7, 2014


S: Mom, do you think I'm like Napoleon Dynamite?
M: No. (Pause.) Wait, do you want to be?
S: Yeah.
M: Why?
S: Because of his sweet moves.