Saturday, April 5, 2014

LOL

S: Was it Will i. am who got killed?
M: (perplexed) No.
S: Well who was that Black Eyed Pea that got shot?
M: Huh? No one.... I think they are all alive.
S: Well you told me someone got shot. Maybe it was one of the Beatles?
M: Yeah, bud. That was John Lennon.
S: Oh yeah.

Sunday, March 9, 2014

I hope you don't mind...

that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.

Friday, March 7, 2014

Dynamite




S: Mom, do you think I'm like Napoleon Dynamite?
M: No. (Pause.) Wait, do you want to be?
S: Yeah.
M: Why?
S: Because of his sweet moves.

Haircut