Tuesday, April 6, 2010

I'm Bitter!

I'm really angry about getting scammed. I'm trying to let it go but every few days it will creep back into my mind. What is even more frustrating is that the website is still up and running. Every day more and more reports of people being scammed are popping up and these people are free to continue about their "business." This is the e-mail I just sent to their customer service department:

Your a mean one Mr Grinch
You really are a heel
You’re as cuddly as a cactus
Your as charming as an eel
Mr Grinch
You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel

Your monster Mr Grinch
Your Hearts an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You’ve got garlic in your sole Mr Grinch
I wouldn’t touch you with a
39 and a half Foot pole

You’re a vile one Mr Grinch
You’ve got termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile
Mr Grinch
Given the choice between the both of you I’d take the a seasick crocodile

You’re a foul one Mr Grinch
You’re a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your sole is full of skunk
Mr Grinch

The 3 best words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote
Stink, Stank, Stunk

You’re a rooter Mr Grinch
You’re the king of sinful sots
Your hearts a dead tomato squashed with mouldy purple spots
Mr Grinch

Your sole is a appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish
Imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots

You nauseate me, Mr Grinch
With a noxious super nos
You’re a crooked jerky jockey and,
you drive a crooked horse
Mr Grinch

You’re a 3 Decker sourkraut and toad stool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!

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