M: Seth, it's time to get up and get ready for school.
S: I want to be like owls and bats. Nocturnal.
M: Well ok, but owls and bats don't get to have egg hunts.
S: But raccoons do! They hunt for real eggs!
S: Why did the door open?
M: The wind blew it.
S: You mean the wind blew that big heavy door?
S: Curious. Very curious.