S: Mom, what kinds of Halloween costumes did you wear when you were a kid.
M: Lots of different things, Raggedy Ann, Ballerina, etc.. I remember being a hobo one year.
S: What's a hobo?
M: It's a man who rides on trains from town to town and doesn't have a home.
S: A man! You were a man!?
M: Well I guess it wasn't a man.
S: Oh I get it. You were like a ho lady?