Silly Goose

One day I was telling Seth to do something and as I turned the corner and left the room, I heard him softly say, "You're so bossy." I turned around and asked him what he just said and his reply was, "I said you're the boss, I said you're the boss."

One day we were getting out of the car and Seth said, "Wait for me mom. ♪♫ 'No child is left behind.'♪♫" (To the tune of Pink - Dear Mr. President.)

We were in the front yard one day and Seth was blowing kisses in the air - lots of them. He said he "is blowing Papa kisses up in Heaven." Sweetie!

When I recently asked Seth what he wanted to be when he grew up his response was, "I want to be half of everything." He doesn't want to chose just one! :)

He'll probably hate me for repeating this one someday. Recently we were in the car and I noticed him measuring back and forth with his hands in the air. When I asked him what he was doing he held his hands about two feet apart and said, "I wish my weenie was this long." When I asked why he said,"So I can pee in the toilet from far away."