"Do you remember this toy, from back in the day?" Uh yeah...you mean from way back in 2009?
S:Can dogs eat chicken bones?
M: No, but they can have pork or beef bones.
S: Beef bones? What are beef bones?
M: Bones from a cow.
S: From a cow!? Did I ever eat cow?
M: That's what burgers are made of.
S: Aaagh! I'm gonna die!?
later that day...
S: Mom is there cow in this ravioli?
M: Yes, the filling is made from beef.
S: Mmmmm...I LOVE cow!!
Seth: This is ABC Ice Cream.
Me: What's ABC Ice Cream?
Seth: Already Been Chewed.
Me: Eww. Where did you get that from?
Seth: Uncle Dan. He had ABC corn dogs.
"Something is wrong with the T.V. You need to call Time-Warner Cable."
One day Seth was watching Busy Town and I heard him yelling at the television, "I'm not a mother!!" When I asked what he was yelling about, he said, "This lady is saying 'If you are the mother of a young child, then I need to talk to you.' I told her I'm not a mother, but she keeps on talking."